sábado, 23 de mayo de 2009

Citas - Política y Religion

Citas bastante antisistema. No creo que necesiten más presentación, así que allá va:

“It’s called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it” - George Carlin


“En este mundo solo hay dos tipos de países, aquellos en los que hay más pies que zapatos y aquellos en los que hay más zapatos que pies” - Luis Piedrahita

"Michael Jackson missed his calling. If he had become a catholic priest, he could've spent thirty or forty years blowing all the little boys he wanted, and no one would have said a word" -George Carlin

“Es muy difícil ir contra el sistema sin contradecirse” - Luis Piedrahita

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" -George Carlin

"Estoy rodeado de sacerdotes que repiten incesantemente que su reino no es de este mundo, y sin embargo echan mano de cualquier cosa que puedan obtener" -Napoleón Bonaparte

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood" -George Carlin

"'Fe' significa el deseo de no saber lo que es verdadero" -Friedrich Nietzsche

"Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff" - George Carlin

"La religión es un insulto para la dignidad humana. Con o sin ella, habría buena gente haciendo cosas buenas, y gente malvada haciendo cosas malas, pero para que la buena gente haga cosas malas hace falta religión" - Steven Weinberg

"Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election" - George Carlin

"Se puede asumir con cierta seguridad que uno ha creado a Dios a su propia imagen cuando resulta que Dios odia a toda la misma gente que uno" -Anne Lamott

"You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate" - George Carlin

"Debemos cuestionar la lógica del argumento de tener un dios omnisapiente y todopoderoso que crea humanos defectuosos y luego los culpa por sus propios errores" -Gene Roddenberry

"Regarding creationists: Aren't these the same people who gave us alchemy and astrology, and who told us the earth, besides being flat, was at the center of the universe? Why don't we just kill these fuckin' people?" - George Carlin

"No sé si existe Dios, pero sería mejor para Su reputación que no" -Jules Renard

"I find it discouraging--and a bit depressing--when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky" - George Carlin

"Es más fácil creer en Dios que aceptar nosotros mismos la culpa" -David Gerrold

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